It's fucking winter. We don't need a lawnmower. And if you think I'm gonna mow the fucking lawn even when it needs to be mowed, then you've got another thing coming. I'll just pay someone to do that shit.
[because this is clearly the concern here]
No, but seriously - a fucking lawnmower? That's the most random fucking thing you could bring home.
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[because this is clearly the concern here]
No, but seriously - a fucking lawnmower? That's the most random fucking thing you could bring home.