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--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

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I get you. It's so annoying, not being able to really hurt anyone. I mean, sure, you can punch 'em and sometimes you can kill 'em, but they just come back and it doesn't really matter. I also really miss the sight of blood - it's not something I ever thought about before showing up here, but holy shit I haven't seen blood in months. If I was even slightly masochistic I'd try to find some way to cut myself 'cause I really miss seeing it. And smelling it obviously. And the taste...

[Being human sucks, okay.]

[...]

You know, I think the last time I saw blood was the first week I arrived here?

[Thanks, Naki, he hadn't thought about that until just now.]

See? Isn't it such a pain? I got a fucking papercut and that's the most blood I've seen since I've been here. It's awful.

This wouldn't be so agitating if I weren't at that battle that took place in October - and people died there, surely, I killed one of them myself...but there wasn't any blood that I can really recall.

[...Well, now he's just sort of offended.]

...You are probably the only person in this region to whom I can bluntly say that I want to put someone's eyes out, and have you know exactly what I mean by it.

Probably! It's kind of a shame that no one else here gets it, but it's not like I want to try to explain it.

[Naki sighs and rolls his eyes.]

I can't believe there wasn't any blood though! I guess part of the problem is that weapons are pretty much impossible to find here, but you'd think Pokémon would be capable of that shit. You use Night Slash or something on a guy and the fucker should bleed!

The problem the example you just cited is the fact that the humans just...vanish, when you do things like that. It kills them.

[Tsukiyama shifts position a bit, the camera going a bit jittery while he does so, though he doesn't seem to be going anywhere.]

...The worst part about it, I think, is the notion that if we were still as we are back home, we probably would survive something like that. And we'd be angry enough at it to hit back.

At the Pokémon? I dunno, I wouldn't want to stab my Inkays in the face.

[...okay, Naki.]

Presumably you would if they Night Slashed you, monsieur.

Well yeah, but they wouldn't do that to me!

...Has it ever occurred to you to try fighting any of your Pokémon, through curiosity? Apparently people seem to get it into their heads to try it once in a while here.

Why the fuck would you ever do something like that!? These fuckers could destroy your brain if they wanted to! Well, the Malamars could, I don't think the Inkays are that smart... But seriously, that's really fucking dumb, why would you pick a fight with something that can summon fucking thunder from the sky?

[...lightning, Naki...]

No, seriously, I want to know who these dumbfucks are.

[...You know, he was going to correct Naki on that one until he realized that all the moves have names like "Thunderbolt"...]

Well, I don't think it's picking a fight, amore - I think it's more like sparring than anything.

[See, he's not actually being that stupid for once in his miserable life!!]

...Oh. I guess sparring could be kind of interesting with something that could easily kill you if it wanted to.

[How does this make it any better???]

...I'm never really sure how I feel about that, actually - I mean, on the one hand that adds an interesting element, yes, but on the other if it's not killing you that means it's holding back, right? That's a little insulting.

Well, yeah, but they're on a whole different field than humans. If they don't hold back and they kill you, they'll probably feel bad about it.

[Because they're actually normal. Well, as normal as Pokémon fighting people can get.]

So I guess it could be seen as insulting, but if you just keep dying that's not helping you either, right?

Maybe.

[He's quiet for a moment; thinking, really.]

I suppose I've just been a bit restless lately - I don't miss the way things were in Tokyo, per se, but all of that would at least be familiar in a way that a lot of things in this world aren't.

Yeah... I kinda miss it too. Or at least, I really miss murdering people.

[...Naki, were he anyone else he probably wouldn't have laughed at that, but you know what, here we are.

That does kind of beg the question, though - ]

So would you go back, if given the chance?

[Naki tips his head a bit at the question, obviously deep in thought.]

Well... I mean, I'd like to go back to being a ghoul. If I could be a ghoul here, that'd be ideal. There really isn't much for me back home though. There's Aogiri and they don't want me, so...

[He trails off with a shrug.]

[...Ah...]

What do you mean, they don't want you?

Well, I mean that they don't give a shit about me. I'm not allowed to do anything on my own. It's a pain. I mean it's not like I like most of them either.

I understand, I think - after all, I'm not exactly everyone's favorite person either.

[To put it gently.]

But you're fine here...? You like it well enough, I mean.

Yeah, of course! I've got a lot of friends here and the Inkays... it's pretty nice here, but I mean if I was a ghoul things would be better.

That would mean no more cake, you know.

[And that's entirely facetious, but still.]

...Ahh--!

[LIKE THIS HADN'T OCCURRED TO HIM???]

N-No more cake...!! Shit, what would I do without cake!?

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