--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...
What do you mean it's already recording?
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HE THINKS IT WAS]
You want to see it that badly?
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[WHERE THE FUCK DO WE GET A UNICYCLE, METTATON]
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[HELL IF HE KNOWS
THERE'S A BICYCLE SHOP IN TOWN MAYBE THEY CAN JURY-RIG SOMETHING]
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[THIS IS GOING TO END IN STUPID AND/OR BROKEN BONES
PROBABLY BOTH]