[He's been given conflicting information on the matter of what happens when a person goes home, or even what goes on when a person is here. After all, a number of the people he knows have been here for years.]

If they're anything like the people I know, they're not likely to believe you were in a magical land full of colorful animals.

[....would anyone believe that though.]

It's kind of hard to tell with this place. At least nothing here can kill you.

[Maybe.]