Are you serious!? It's so good! I mean, sure at first it looks like it'll kill you if you take even one bite because holy shit, that's a hell of a lot of sugar and don't even get me started on that icing and those fucking roses made of icing, but then you actually eat it and it's like...

[He waves his hands about, trying to come up with a word or a description.]

Shit, there's nothing to compare it to! I've never tasted anything like it before and-- and did you know there's like, a million different sorts of sweetness!? Like, cake is one thing, but you can eat candy and it has a completely different taste! You'd think everything made of pure fucking sugar would taste the same, but it doesn't!!

[Someone stop this man before he hurts himself.]

It's so fucking amazing! And there's so fucking much of it! Humans really love their sweets. I mean, I can get why, this shit's addicting!