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[deaftly]

--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

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[preybeforemeals]

A few days at most, which will either be perfectly fine or...well, not, depending on the state we're in. Given that we've been relying on human food here, I don't know how well-off we'll actually be.

...There's also the slight problem of being unable to kill here while having the body be useful for anything. They vanish immediately, remember? So even if we had to...

[deaftly]

Oh. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. We've been sustaining ourselves here on human food, but who knows if that'll actually do anything for us once we've gone back to normal.

[That's a scary thought...]

I guess we could just pick someone and not kill them. You know, eat 'em while they're still alive.

[NAKI]

[preybeforemeals]

...I've left them alive before. You want to be careful about it, but it can be done.

[...Tsukiyama that is the exact opposite of helpful]

...I'll be fine either way. As I've said to you before, I have other ways of sustaining myself if nothing else.

[deaftly]

...That's kind of gross...

[Then again he's imagining like, taking a bite out of someone's leg or something. What you're talking about is about a thousand times worse.]

I'm sure we'll figure something out.

[preybeforemeals]

It's not the sort of thing you can request volunteers for.

[She had beautiful eyes, what can he say?]

But I know we'll be fine, monsieur. I just want to be sure you're aware of the issue.

[deaftly]

Yeah. I really appreciate it. You didn't have to tell me all this, but I'm really glad you did.

[preybeforemeals]

[...Ah.]

Well, it's like you've said - we're friends, aren't we?

[deaftly]

Of course we are!

[It's obvious he's very pleased by that though.]

[preybeforemeals]

[It's just for the sake of keeping Naki in line. Acknowledging whatever friendship he's extending will keep him on a leash; it'll make it less likely that he'll do something stupid if and when Kaneki shows up.

That's all this is.]

Then don't mention it.

[deaftly]

[Of course it is!!]

Alright. Is there anything else?

[preybeforemeals]

Not for the moment, though you may want to work on figuring out what my name is eventually.

Au revoir~

[Aaaaaand he's out.]

[deaftly]

[JACKASS]