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[deaftly]

--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

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[preybeforemeals]

...You're certain?

[...This is sort of awkward, sir, are you okay.]

[deaftly]

Yeah, I'll be okay. It's not like you'll be gone for that long. I can just get pancakes to go, no problem.

[HE'S GONNA MISS YOU, ASSHOLE]

[preybeforemeals]

[...]

How willing are you to get dressed tonight and go out with me?

[deaftly]

I guess I can probably find some pants...

[Just pretend he doesn't sound super excited, okay.]

Where do you wanna go?

[preybeforemeals]

...Let's not lie to ourselves, it's probably going to involve pancakes again.

[deaftly]

It's not that late, it's only--

[...]

Oh, I guess it is kinda late. Alright, pancakes it is! I can meet you there in about half an hour, that work for you?

[preybeforemeals]

That's fine.

I'll see you then~