--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...
What do you mean it's already recording?
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[...........WAIT]
R U ASKING ME OUT???????
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The sex is fun and all, but I wouldn't mind doing things properly, you know?
I like you, you like me; let's try things out for a while-- see how they go.
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YOU
ME
DATING???????
R U
DO U REALLY
[...he should really stop sending messages as soon as he types them and actually attempt to put a coherent thought together.]
U REALLY WANT 2 DATE ME??
[Give him a couple of minutes, he'll sort himself out soon!!]
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I wouldn't joke around about something like this.
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ME??????????????
[Normally his self-esteem isn't this low, uh. Somehow this is completely throwing him though.]
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You're a cute guy, and I like spending time with you.
That's all I need.
I'm not asking for a lifelong commitment or anything, you know; if you're having fun with anyone else right now I'm not going to ask you to call it off or anything.
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I JUST
[Deep breaths, Naki. You don't need to freak out about this.]
ID REALLY LIKE THAT. UR A REALLY GOOD FRIEND & I LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH U & IM REALLY REALLY FLATTERED U ASKED SO YES. ID LIKE TO DATE YOU!!!
[...well, he tried.]
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Great.
I'll find a place you'd like and take you out.
You know-- someplace where you can get a fancy dessert.
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ID REALLY LIKE THAT
BUT IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE SOMEPLACE I LIKE WHAT ABOUT SOMEPLACE U WANT 2 GO 2
[He's trying so hard...]
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I can find a place we'd both like without a problem.
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& THANK U THIS MEANS A LOT 2 ME I CANT REALLY EXPLAIN IT
[He doubts he'll be able to explain it in person either, but you can bet that it'll involve tears.
...He's going to have to redo his makeup before he goes anywhere...]
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It means a lot to me, too.
I'll let you know when I find a place, yeah?
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LET ME KNOW SOON OK
I DONT LIKE WAITING!!!!!
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I'll give you a call in half an hour.
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ILL SEE U THEN!!!!