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[deaftly]

--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

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[preybeforemeals]

Well, it's good to know that both of you are going to get along just fine, from the sound of it.

She'll probably ask you to take her out for parfait at some point, you know; don't be surprised if you end up paying.

[deaftly]

That won't be a problem. I fucking love parfait and I've got a ton of money.

[preybeforemeals]

You'll be one of her favorite people before long, then. She likes the tremendous disasters, like the ones I tend to get for you whenever we do that.

[deaftly]

See, she's got fucking great taste! I can totally get behind that, parfait like that is fucking great!

[preybeforemeals]

I maintain that you're both going to die horribly one day as a result of this.

[deaftly]

Well it's not like it'll be permanent! If I die because of eating disgustingly sweet parfaits it'll be totally fucking worth it!