IC CONTACT

[deaftly]

--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

Comments

[ratingspoint]

[...Well.]

I don't know if I would describe it as wanting to be human. But their bodies are about as close to ideal as it can get, it's true. At least as far as I'm concerned.

[deaftly]

...But they break so easily... A ghoul would definitely be better! We can't be hurt easily and we can heal quickly! Humans are slow as fuck to heal stuff like cuts and shit, I can't imagine how long it takes them to heal a broken bone...

[ratingspoint]

...Thank god I haven't broken anything too serious yet. I've cut skin, but otherwise...

[God help us the day he actually snaps something.]

Well. At least I don't fall over easily.

[deaftly]

Yeah, I've been pretty worried about that too... But at least your balance is good!

[Maybe you won't break your ankles!!]

[ratingspoint]

As long as you don't expect me to do something on an actual unicycle for you anytime soon, we'll probably be fine.

[deaftly]

What, you can't ride one? C'mon, you totally should be able to if you were balancing on one!

[ratingspoint]

[OH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT A CHALLENGE

HE THINKS IT WAS]

You want to see it that badly?

[deaftly]

Of fucking course I do!

[WHERE THE FUCK DO WE GET A UNICYCLE, METTATON]

[ratingspoint]

Get me a unicycle and I'll give you a show, then.

[HELL IF HE KNOWS

THERE'S A BICYCLE SHOP IN TOWN MAYBE THEY CAN JURY-RIG SOMETHING]

[deaftly]

You fucking bet I will!

[THIS IS GOING TO END IN STUPID AND/OR BROKEN BONES

PROBABLY BOTH]