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[deaftly]

--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

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[deaftly]

I'm not going to argue that, but it's always easier to have someone along for the ride.

[preybeforemeals]

[You'd better not argue it. Last time we discussed anything of the sort, it got into something that looked suspiciously like feelings, and nobody wants that.]

Oh, she's been very useful so far. She's sentimental, though. Very attached to the notions of human kindness and decency as a basic standard.

So that's a little disgusting.

[deaftly]

[Of course not! Let's just avoid that nasty topic, shall we?]

Oh, gross. How do you put up with it? She doesn't go on and on about it, does she?

[preybeforemeals]

[And in response, his hand immediately buries itself in the front of his hair, the other toying with his collar a bit.]

Oh, amore, trust me - the first time she did it, I was re-evaluating most of my life's decisions in order to figure out what I had done to deserve this...!

Would you believe she told me that she "couldn't bear" the idea of someone getting hurt on her behalf?

[deaftly]

[You're really flamboyant, aren't you...]

Wow...

[Naki drags that word out for far too long, looking completely disgusted.]

How did you manage to put up with her for this long?

[preybeforemeals]

[In other news, the Pope may in fact be Catholic. Breaking news, live at ten.]

She's attractive and she's naive, and that, sir, is a combination that's more often helpful than it isn't.

[deaftly]

Oh. Oh! I can certainly see why you'd think that! There certainly is something fun about girls like that!

[WINK WINK]

[preybeforemeals]

[...

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...ew.]

Not anyone I've evaluated. And especially not anyone I've found lacking in the process!

[deaftly]

No need to get so defensive, jeez. Don't tell me you're a prude.

[The idea is kind of hilarious, actually...]

[preybeforemeals]

[Tch.]

Really, monsieur, do I seem the sort? I didn't realize...

[deaftly]

Nah, not really. But that was a prudish response if I've ever heard one!

[preybeforemeals]

Usually most find my responses to be a little vulgar or overfamiliar for some reason; this may be the first time it's leaned so far in the other direction...

I don't play with my food, that's all.

[deaftly]

Well, there's a first time for everything!

And oh good, I was kinda worried that you were one of those types for a moment there.

[preybeforemeals]

[...again, ew.]

Is that so...?

[deaftly]

Most people don't talk about food that way, you know.

[preybeforemeals]

Most don't have the same standards as I do, either...it's as though they take no pride whatsoever in what it is we do.

We're designed to hunt down such individually unique prey...why shouldn't I seek out what pleases me? I appreciate humans in so many ways, monsieur - and given their primary function, I don't see why physical appeal shouldn't be included in that appreciation.

[deaftly]

...Are you talking about like, physically appealing or just appealing to your taste? 'Cause I genuinely have no idea here.

[preybeforemeals]

Those things aren't mutually exclusive.

[...Tsukiyama, this sort of shit might be why everyone assumes you're a pervert, just saying.]

[deaftly]

...Dude.

[He's judging so hard right now, Tsukiyama.]

Those things are totally mutually exclusive. You don't want to fuck your food, so why the hell are you finding your food hot in the first place? That's... That's fucked up.

[preybeforemeals]

Isn't it natural to want to have beautiful things? I covet what I find appealing because it's in my nature to do so; I eat what attracts me to it. If someone is going to work so hard to make themselves appealing in the first place, should I defy my nature and disregard it? It's not my fault that they chose to do all that, anyway.

[deaftly]

That's still super gross. Attractiveness shouldn't even come into play if you're considering eating them. I guess if you want to fuck a human and not eat them, that'd be fine, but if you're looking for food how attractive they are really shouldn't be involved at all. How good they taste's the only important thing!

[preybeforemeals]

Things like that are usually interelated; if you can't understand how, then clearly you're one of those ghouls with no standards that I was talking about and I am so, so sorry for your lot in life.

[deaftly]

Uh huh, okay, so how many ghouls actually "understand" this crap? You don't need to name names, but I'd seriously like to hear how many others have actually gotten this bullshit and believed it.

[preybeforemeals]

Their standards were usually still a little different from mine, but I've spent a long time around many, many likeminded individuals - it's definitely not just me, if that's what you're implying.

[deaftly]

Are you serious? There are actually people out there who get that shit? Jesus Christ.

[Well, his faith in... ghoulmanity has severely plummeted.]

Well alright, even if there are people who get it, that doesn't mean I'm the only one who doesn't! Most ghouls would think that's bullshit!