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FIRST ERRAND ➣ VIDEO / ACTION [GOLDENROD CITY]
[Hey, Team Rocket, how's it going? Has the base been peaceful lately? Because it certainly isn't going to be today. In fact, if you're unfortunate enough to be walking the hallways, you might see a Grunt get tossed into a nearby wall (or you, if you're really unfortunate). Thankfully the poor guy's alright, just a little stunned, but the shrieking that follows implies that this wasn't some sort of horrible Pokémon-related accident.]
Give me some answers, fucker! I don't give a shit about Pokey-mon or whatever the fuck you're talking about!
[The guy doing the shrieking is... actually fairly tiny. He's about 5'8" and doesn't look like he could toss a guy his size down a hallway. He's wearing a white suit and actually looks presentable, if not a bit pissed off.
...Okay, "a bit pissed off" is a horrendous understatement.]
Are you working for the fucking doves? Is this some kind of a fucking joke? If you shitheads think you're going to capture me again--!
[Naki bends down to grab the poor Grunt by the collar, hoisting him up over his head without much difficulty. The Grunt tries to say something, but Naki doesn't even finish his own thought, much less let the Grunt get a word in edgewise. Instead, he turns and tosses the Grunt down the hallway. Again.]
I'll fucking kill you! I'll fucking kill you all!!
[...Someone please save that poor Grunt.]
[Well, it's almost a day later and it seems someone has finally managed to get Naki to sit down and listen to reason. Somehow. Now that Naki isn't in the base anymore, he's actually much calmer. The video doesn't reveal much in terms of background and is shot from a low angle, revealing the sky and... not much else. Naki is standing, leaning in a bit to look at the camera, and holding a Magikarp by the tail. He shakes the fish at the camera and glares into it accusingly.]
This thing sucks.
[...Thank you, Naki. Surely no one has figured that one out.]
What's the point of Splash? It doesn't do anything. That's all this useless thing knows.
[The Magikarp flops around a bit at the word "useless", like it's responding to being called by name. Naki looks disgusted and shakes the fish before dropping it unceremoniously to the ground. The camera follows the fish before turning back up to face Naki.]
Where do I get something good? If these things are our only weapons here, I want something powerful.
[Did you just miss the part about training Pokémon to make them stronger, or...?]
Oh, if anyone's got any information about getting home, that would be great too. I just got here so I'm still trying to figure this place out.
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And what is with this stupid music?
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That's. A lot of different matchups, though. And I was never too good at tactics in the first place... usually I left that to the people who have "tactician" as their job! Nya ha.
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[He checks the price on the book and winces. There's no way he's buying this; he'll have to see if there's a library around or something because he's probably going to need to know this.]
...Wait, did you say a pegasus!? You guys have flying horses?
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[That was an awful pun, Henry, he approves.]
Shit, I should've seen that coming.
[A+ Henry, A+]
Do you have anything else weird? Well, I guess it'd be normal to you though so... Um, okay, do you have anything that's rare in your world, I guess?
[Trying so hard...]
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[No regrets. No. Regrets. Bad puns are Henry's life force, honest to goodness.]
We~ll, we have manakete and taguel? Those are people who look kind of like humans, but they can turn into dragons or big hare-like things, basically. I think they're pretty fantastic.
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[Well, there are ghouls, but depending on who you ask, ghouls might not be considered "awesome".]
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Too bad we're stuck here...
[Henry please. Please don't blow your cover. You had one job.]
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[Let's hope the police aren't monitoring this conversation.]
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See, you'll definitely have enough to entertain you here. I mean hell, this shop's big enough to keep me interested for several hours! Just look at all this stuff!
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[Hahaha... oh man, let's not discuss food, that's just awkward.]
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Wanna go back?
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You can if you'd like, I'm gonna keep looking around here.
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...Well, whatever. See ya 'round.
[He turns around and-- uh-- promptly realizes he has no clue where to go.]
Which way is that, again?
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[...Oh uh... well, shit.]
I guess I can help you get back to that place.
[...Well, he can help you get out of the Pokémart, but getting back to the base is going to be hilarious since Naki's not exactly great at directions...]
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