FOURTH ERRAND ➣ VIDEO
Okay, so there are a fuckton of messed up Pokémon running around, but I've got the winner right here.
[The video opens on a... well.]
I'm calling it a Munchkrow. It's the best fucking name ever.
[Well, it would be better if it was a Munchlax and a Honchkrow fusion, but it's not. Instead it has the body and tail of a Honchkrow, but it's sporting the head, wings, and legs of a Murkrow. It's exactly as ridiculous as it sounds. It's currently hopping uselessly in the grass (presumably just outside Goldenrod, if the city in the background looks familiar at this time of night/morning) and it's making awful squawking noises. It's kind of pathetic, honestly.]
Look at this fucker. Are you seeing this? You'd think whatever the fuck's smashing Pokémon together to create these fucking abominations would choose two different Pokémon. I'm gonna catch this one, it's so fucking stupid.
[An Ultra Ball appears in the frame, smacking the Munchkrow in the head. The bird turns with an indignant noise that sounds more like a shriek than a squawk, and immediately launches itself at Naki and the 'Gear. The 'Gear lands in the grass, so you get a lovely view of the night sky as Naki screams. You'll see a few feathers flying upwards because apparently the correct response to dealing with a bird attacking you is to beat the shit out of it.]
Son of a fucking bitch, I'll kill you! What the fuck's wrong with you!?
[A Malamar appears in the frame and shakes her head before turning the 'Gear off. Why do Naki's posts always end with him getting attacked by something?]
[The video opens on a... well.]
I'm calling it a Munchkrow. It's the best fucking name ever.
[Well, it would be better if it was a Munchlax and a Honchkrow fusion, but it's not. Instead it has the body and tail of a Honchkrow, but it's sporting the head, wings, and legs of a Murkrow. It's exactly as ridiculous as it sounds. It's currently hopping uselessly in the grass (presumably just outside Goldenrod, if the city in the background looks familiar at this time of night/morning) and it's making awful squawking noises. It's kind of pathetic, honestly.]
Look at this fucker. Are you seeing this? You'd think whatever the fuck's smashing Pokémon together to create these fucking abominations would choose two different Pokémon. I'm gonna catch this one, it's so fucking stupid.
[An Ultra Ball appears in the frame, smacking the Munchkrow in the head. The bird turns with an indignant noise that sounds more like a shriek than a squawk, and immediately launches itself at Naki and the 'Gear. The 'Gear lands in the grass, so you get a lovely view of the night sky as Naki screams. You'll see a few feathers flying upwards because apparently the correct response to dealing with a bird attacking you is to beat the shit out of it.]
Son of a fucking bitch, I'll kill you! What the fuck's wrong with you!?
[A Malamar appears in the frame and shakes her head before turning the 'Gear off. Why do Naki's posts always end with him getting attacked by something?]
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I've been staying at the Mansion, and it looks like it's clear for right now...I'm hoping that cause there are so many Pokemon inside and around it, they'll think twice about coming too close.
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[Unless one of these Pokémon is an Inkay-Malamar fusion. Then he'd be in trouble.]
So maybe keeping all your Pokémon out when you're outside will help or something?
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[THANKS NAKI]
Well, at least Pokémon can be healed in the Center. That place is probably safe from these things too.
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[Maybe trainers will have the mind to avoid training for a little while, if only to leave room for those injured by these abominations to get help.]
You sure you don't need help or anything? I'm not all that far away, and all.
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[Granted, that was when he could heal himself, but he'll be fine! Probably.]
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[Naki, stop being so aggressively loud, you're in public.]
I'll be fine though, I can handle that shit.
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Alright! Watch yourself out there, Naki!
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Will do! Keep an eye out for these fuckers too, Jimmy!