FOURTH ERRAND ➣ VIDEO

[deaftly]

Okay, so there are a fuckton of messed up Pokémon running around, but I've got the winner right here.

[The video opens on a... well.]

I'm calling it a Munchkrow. It's the best fucking name ever.

[Well, it would be better if it was a Munchlax and a Honchkrow fusion, but it's not. Instead it has the body and tail of a Honchkrow, but it's sporting the head, wings, and legs of a Murkrow. It's exactly as ridiculous as it sounds. It's currently hopping uselessly in the grass (presumably just outside Goldenrod, if the city in the background looks familiar at this time of night/morning) and it's making awful squawking noises. It's kind of pathetic, honestly.]

Look at this fucker. Are you seeing this? You'd think whatever the fuck's smashing Pokémon together to create these fucking abominations would choose two different Pokémon. I'm gonna catch this one, it's so fucking stupid.

[An Ultra Ball appears in the frame, smacking the Munchkrow in the head. The bird turns with an indignant noise that sounds more like a shriek than a squawk, and immediately launches itself at Naki and the 'Gear. The 'Gear lands in the grass, so you get a lovely view of the night sky as Naki screams. You'll see a few feathers flying upwards because apparently the correct response to dealing with a bird attacking you is to beat the shit out of it.]

Son of a fucking bitch, I'll kill you! What the fuck's wrong with you!?

[A Malamar appears in the frame and shakes her head before turning the 'Gear off. Why do Naki's posts always end with him getting attacked by something?]

Comments

[deaftly]

Oh, that's a pretty good idea. My house is probably safe too.

[Unless one of these Pokémon is an Inkay-Malamar fusion. Then he'd be in trouble.]

So maybe keeping all your Pokémon out when you're outside will help or something?

[awesmazings]

That's the idea, yeah! I'm just really hoping none of my Pokemon get hurt or attacked by these things...I know they can handle it better than I can, but they don't attack with any reason at all, either. It's not like just a battle or anything.

[deaftly]

Maybe the fusion shit fucked with their brains.

[THANKS NAKI]

Well, at least Pokémon can be healed in the Center. That place is probably safe from these things too.

[awesmazings]

Yeah. I betcha the Center's are gonna be super crowded for a while.

[Maybe trainers will have the mind to avoid training for a little while, if only to leave room for those injured by these abominations to get help.]

You sure you don't need help or anything? I'm not all that far away, and all.

[deaftly]

Nah, I'm alright. I'm gonna head back to my house and try to avoid the fuckers for awhile. Though I do appreciate the concern! I've dealt with some shit in the past, so I'll be alright.

[Granted, that was when he could heal himself, but he'll be fine! Probably.]

[awesmazings]

Okay, if you're sure! S'long as you stay inside, I'm sure you'll prolly be fine. ...I mean, as long as that thing doesn't try to come back and start round two or anything.

[deaftly]

That fucker tries to start round two and I'll fuck it up!!

[Naki, stop being so aggressively loud, you're in public.]

I'll be fine though, I can handle that shit.

[awesmazings]

[You know, it's probably by sheer miracle that Jimmy hasn't started picking up curse words from you people.]

Alright! Watch yourself out there, Naki!

[deaftly]

[The day Jimmy says "fuck" is the day Naki lays off the swearing for good.]

Will do! Keep an eye out for these fuckers too, Jimmy!