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[deaftly]

--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

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[preybeforemeals]

[...THAT IS MUCH BETTER, YES, THANK YOU.]

You're one to talk, you know.

[deaftly]

What are you talking about?

[preybeforemeals]

Sometimes I wonder if you know I have a name that isn't 'Americano.'

[deaftly]

Well of course you have a name!!

[............he thinks??]

[preybeforemeals]

Obviously.

[Sir...]

You never use it, however, is the point.

[deaftly]

Well, yeah. It'd just feel weird after all this time, you know!?

[...he tried??]

[preybeforemeals]

[.....................]

...Do you know what it is?

[deaftly]

Of course I do!! What the fuck would make you think otherwise!?

[Aside from all the very obvious signs??]

[preybeforemeals]

Go on, then.

I want to hear you use it once for me.

[deaftly]

[UM.......]

N-No way! Just for that I'm going to stick to calling you Americano!!

[HELP]

[preybeforemeals]

[...oh wow

holy shit

he kind of has to laugh at this, give him a moment - ]

You really have no idea, do you?

[deaftly]

That's not--!! Sh-Shut up!!

[HE HATES YOU]

[preybeforemeals]

That's why you were resorting to descriptions instead of my name when you were looking for me last month, isn't it?

[shut up naki this is fucking priceless]

You could have told me, you know. Now I'm just tempted to not tell you.

[deaftly]

You're such a fucking asshole!!

[WHAT DOES HE DO other than kind of die, he's doing that already]

[preybeforemeals]

Very eloquent, monsieur.

[deaftly]

Yeah, well. Shut up.

[preybeforemeals]

As fascinating as this line of conversation is, are we finished?

[deaftly]

I guess so, unless there was something else...?

[preybeforemeals]

I don't think so.

[He pauses for a moment after that, however.]

I'll likely be staying in this city for the winter; I'll let you know if anything changes.

[deaftly]

I'm glad to hear that. Besides, you'd have to be crazy to travel now! The weather's probably gonna get fuckawful!

[preybeforemeals]

Apparently it's due to snow soon; were we less generally fragile here I'd do it anyway, but as it stands, I'm not going to consider.

[deaftly]

It'd suck either way, but you'd probably just freeze now.

[Though apparently that wouldn't kill you permanently...?]

[preybeforemeals]

[Well, yes, but he doesn't imagine the actual act of dying to be terribly pleasant, Naki.]

Or run into a multitude of other issues.

Greed-san was doing an excellent job of reminding me how easy humans are to kill earlier.

[deaftly]

Oh yeah? What were you guys talking about?

[preybeforemeals]

His own abilities, mostly. He's looking forward to having them back.