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[deaftly]

--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

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[preybeforemeals]

[...oh no...]

Ah, have you been playing with him lately?

[deaftly]

Yep! He hasn't been practicing though, which is unacceptable! So we've got a routine down and he'd better fucking stick to it!

[preybeforemeals]

Very formidable, monsieur.

We may be gone for a while reasonably soon, however - we have business to see to in Olivine City. But that's not until nearly the end of the month, and I imagine we'll be back shortly after.

[deaftly]

Oh, alright. I'm not going anywhere, so let me know when you're back in town!

[preybeforemeals]

You could always come out there, you know, if it looks like we'll be a while.

[deaftly]

...On a route? Without cake?

[#priorities]

How long would that even be anyway? Like, fucking weeks, right? I don't think I'd make it, Americano.

[preybeforemeals]

I was on one for almost a week without eating anything at all; I'm sure you'd manage.

[deaftly]

If you call being miserable "managing"...

[.................]

Do you really want me to come? You'd have to put up with me complaining the whole way there. And back. And there if there aren't enough good places to eat.

[preybeforemeals]

I'll see what it's like first. I'm going to be traveling with someone who's a bit...delicate, so I don't know if accompanying us is viable.

But if it's something I think you'd like, I'll send for you.

[deaftly]

There's no way I'm travelling on those routes alone! That'd be the worst!

[WHO WOULD HE COMPLAIN TO]

[preybeforemeals]

[SIR...]

We'll work something out, amore. Don't worry about it just yet.

[deaftly]

...Well, alright. I can always stay here, it's not that big of a deal.

[Even though he'll be alone........

Who will get pancakes with him at four in the morning???]

[preybeforemeals]

...You're certain?

[...This is sort of awkward, sir, are you okay.]

[deaftly]

Yeah, I'll be okay. It's not like you'll be gone for that long. I can just get pancakes to go, no problem.

[HE'S GONNA MISS YOU, ASSHOLE]

[preybeforemeals]

[...]

How willing are you to get dressed tonight and go out with me?

[deaftly]

I guess I can probably find some pants...

[Just pretend he doesn't sound super excited, okay.]

Where do you wanna go?

[preybeforemeals]

...Let's not lie to ourselves, it's probably going to involve pancakes again.

[deaftly]

It's not that late, it's only--

[...]

Oh, I guess it is kinda late. Alright, pancakes it is! I can meet you there in about half an hour, that work for you?

[preybeforemeals]

That's fine.

I'll see you then~