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[deaftly]

--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

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[deaftly]

Between me and the squid squad you really don't need to worry about that...

[YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH THIS MAN SPENDS ON CAKE actually you don't want to it's really embarrassing.]

[preybeforemeals]

...The squid squad.

[SIR...]

[deaftly]

You can thank Hori for that one. She texted me completely unprompted with that.

[He's trying so hard not to smirk, it's not working.]

[preybeforemeals]

...You know, I wish I was surprised?

[Don't you dare make him laugh with something that dumb, why.]

She's good for things like that, always has been.

[deaftly]

[Hey, don't look at him! For once it wasn't his fault!!]

Yeah, she seems pretty cool. We talked about parfaits too.

[preybeforemeals]

Well, it's good to know that both of you are going to get along just fine, from the sound of it.

She'll probably ask you to take her out for parfait at some point, you know; don't be surprised if you end up paying.

[deaftly]

That won't be a problem. I fucking love parfait and I've got a ton of money.

[preybeforemeals]

You'll be one of her favorite people before long, then. She likes the tremendous disasters, like the ones I tend to get for you whenever we do that.

[deaftly]

See, she's got fucking great taste! I can totally get behind that, parfait like that is fucking great!

[preybeforemeals]

I maintain that you're both going to die horribly one day as a result of this.

[deaftly]

Well it's not like it'll be permanent! If I die because of eating disgustingly sweet parfaits it'll be totally fucking worth it!