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[deaftly]

--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

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[deaftly]

I thought it was broken or one of the squids was messing with it or something!!

[WHY THIS]

[ratingspoint]

...Oh dear. Hopefully the squids will know not to go near it now.

[Otherwise there may be an accident, and then there may be calamari.]

[deaftly]

Oh my god.

[IF YOUR BLENDER FRIEND TURNS HIS SQUIDS INTO CALAMARI HE'S GONNA BE MAD]

Why do you have so many of those ghosts anyway!?

[...]

Okay, I'm probably the last person who should be asking that.

[AT LEAST HE CAN ACKNOWLEDGE IT??]

[ratingspoint]

...At least you admit it.

[Thank you for saying it so he didn't have to.]

I'm just fond of them, Naki-darling, do I need more of a reason than that?

[deaftly]

No, I guess not. But can you try to keep them from possessing everything else? I don't want one in the TV.

[THEY'LL PROBABLY CHANGE THE CHANEL ON HIM OR SOMETHING]

[ratingspoint]

Trust me, they know better than to touch the TV.

[because like hell if he's putting up with that, he's got so much TV to catch up on]

They usually stay in my room. I've got no idea why that one decided the blender was a good idea. But if that's their choice, I'm not going to tell them no.

...Don't worry, Friend Lawnmower will also stay in my room.

[deaftly]

...Friend Lawnmower...

[....................]

Is the other one Friend Blender.

[....................

trrrrrrrying not to laugh oh my god]

[ratingspoint]

Of course not - that one's MTT-Brand HSD. Why?

[LIKE IT AIN'T EVEN A THING.]

[deaftly]

Okay. Alright. You know what, I'll bite. What the fuck do MTT and HSD stand for?

[ratingspoint]

HSD is High-Speed Drive, and MTT is my personal brand! Only the best.

[...welcome to your life.]

[deaftly]

...Why.

[THE MOST DEFEATED-SOUNDING THING]

Why any of this.

[ratingspoint]

Come on. A better question is probably "Why not?"

[deaftly]

My life was so normal before you showed up...

[...no it wasn't.]

[ratingspoint]

Then look at it this way.

If that's the case, it's a good thing I showed up.

[deaftly]

[SIIIIIIGH]

You really are something else.

[...it's kind of affectionate, maybe.]

[ratingspoint]

Of course I am, gorgeous.

[That aside! If no one minds...]

...I've also got a lawnmower to get upstairs.

[deaftly]

...I'm still not helping you with that.

[...]

Try not to fall down the stairs or anything.

[ratingspoint]

Look at that - you're being endearing again!

[...although look, just for you he'll actually take the heels off before attempting this.]

[deaftly]

Ughhh...

[HE'S NOT ENDEARING!!!

...But thank you for taking the heels off, okay.]