THIRD ERRAND ➣ VIDEO

[deaftly]

Okay, so. I think I might've made a mistake.

[It's been awhile since Naki popped up on the network so he's probably been busy doing something useful, right?? He's wearing a black suit today as opposed to the usual white, but more importantly he's parked on the floor of what looks like a very large empty room. Some of you might recognize it as the interior of one of those large houses you can rent in Goldenrod, though Naki obviously hasn't furnished the place at all yet.]

I always wanted to get my own place but I think I went a little overboard. There's no fucking way I can handle a house this big on my own. So what am I supposed to do? I'm not giving this place up - I worked fucking hard to earn enough money to afford it for awhile!

[He gestures to the room behind him and the camera pans to survey it. Yep. It's big and pretty empty. It looks like it's gathering dust already. How the hell did Naki even manage that?]

I tried teaching the squid army how to clean but they're fucking useless.

[A chirp from somewhere off-screen gets Naki's attention and he makes a face.]

Fucking useless, yeah that's right, I fucking went there. You guys can use fucking forks and you can't even use a feather duster? Don't pull that bullshit on me, I know you're just lazy little shits--

[And that's about when he gets tackled by squids. There are the usual six and then-- oh god they just keep coming. How many squids has this man hatched in the past few months??]

Gah! Get off, you fucking assholes-- Shit, no, Octo, please!

[And then a Malamar bodyslams into him and the feed ends. Never mind, it seems like Naki's continuing to be an idiot.]

Comments

[deaftly]

[Jimmy please...]

I've been saving up for awhile now and I figured I might as well get an awesome place! I just... didn't think it'd be this fucking big... I've bribed 'em with cake and they still won't work so I guess I'll have to think of something else.

[Everyone knows that Inkays' favorite food is cake!!]

[awesmazings]

Yeah, I know what you mean. I actually just got a house too...a friend of mine gave his whole mansion to me when he went back home, and it's huuge! It's still got a lot of his Pokemon inside, though, so they've been helping me keep an eye on it when I'm not in town.

[Cleaning it hasn't been an issue, though. Jack wouldn't be pleased if Jimmy got rid of the dust and cobwebs, after all.]

But if you need any help or anything, just let me know! I'm prolly gonna be in town for a while yet so I could always come over and help you clean up when I'm not busy.

[deaftly]

Whoa, really? I've gotten Pokémon when people go home, but I didn't know you could get a house!

[Is the deed just like, left in your PC or what???]

Oh yeah, that'd be great! We should definitely go get cake or something since you're around! You've gotta tell me about the places you visited!

[awesmazings]

[WELL ACTUALLY-]

I don't think it happens much! He...he left me a letter with one of his Pokemon and the key to the Mansion, so I've been trying to take care of it as best I can.

[At that, Jimmy grins.]

Yeah! Me and Molly have been lots of places the past month. I'm guessin' you've still been in Goldenrod all this time, huh?

[deaftly]

Whoa, that's pretty fucking cool.

[HOW COME NO ONE HAS LEFT HIM A MANSION...]

Not the whole time! I went to Olivine for a little while, which was pretty cool. Tsukiyama said there were a ton of great places to eat and he wasn't wrong! But I'm glad to be back in Goldenrod, it's kinda like home now.

[awesmazings]

[Holy crap Naki you did the thing, you traveled. He's so proud.]

Oh, that's awesome! Olivine's a great place. But I get what you mean about Goldenrod. No matter where I go, I always end up comin' back...it's pretty much like home for me, too!

[Well, his second home, anyway.]