THIRD ERRAND ➣ VIDEO

Aug. 20th, 2015 11:05 am
deaftly: (OMG 💦 FOUR GEM LIONS??)
Okay, so. I think I might've made a mistake.

[It's been awhile since Naki popped up on the network so he's probably been busy doing something useful, right?? He's wearing a black suit today as opposed to the usual white, but more importantly he's parked on the floor of what looks like a very large empty room. Some of you might recognize it as the interior of one of those large houses you can rent in Goldenrod, though Naki obviously hasn't furnished the place at all yet.]

I always wanted to get my own place but I think I went a little overboard. There's no fucking way I can handle a house this big on my own. So what am I supposed to do? I'm not giving this place up - I worked fucking hard to earn enough money to afford it for awhile!

[He gestures to the room behind him and the camera pans to survey it. Yep. It's big and pretty empty. It looks like it's gathering dust already. How the hell did Naki even manage that?]

I tried teaching the squid army how to clean but they're fucking useless.

[A chirp from somewhere off-screen gets Naki's attention and he makes a face.]

Fucking useless, yeah that's right, I fucking went there. You guys can use fucking forks and you can't even use a feather duster? Don't pull that bullshit on me, I know you're just lazy little shits--

[And that's about when he gets tackled by squids. There are the usual six and then-- oh god they just keep coming. How many squids has this man hatched in the past few months??]

Gah! Get off, you fucking assholes-- Shit, no, Octo, please!

[And then a Malamar bodyslams into him and the feed ends. Never mind, it seems like Naki's continuing to be an idiot.]

SECOND ERRAND ➣ VIDEO

Feb. 6th, 2015 04:00 pm
deaftly: (UHH 💦 i think i fucked up my entrance)
[Normally Naki wouldn't bother posting a video to the whole network about something like this, but he's been trapped inside for far too long due to the hail and he's bored. So here we are.

The room behind Naki is exceptionally plain, without any sort of interesting features at all. Naki is slightly more interesting, if only because he's leering at the 'Gear in a way that definitely can't mean anything good. He's wearing the usual suit and overall there's nothing different about him. The interesting part of the video are the six Inkays at his feet. That's right. Six. Oh wait, one of them has a serious case of Ditto-face, but the other five look like normal Inkays.]

Alright, listen up! I'm going to show you guys something really fucking cool!

[And with that, Naki pulls out a bottle. It really isn't all that remarkable, but he turns it to reveal a cute Inkay sticker in the middle.]

This is an Inkay Bottle. I guess it's not as common knowledge as I thought it was, but this is how you evolve these fuckers!

[He nudges one of the Inkays with his foot, not hard enough to hurt it. It squeaks in response.]

So! Today I'm gonna evolve these things!

[He reaches down and picks up the Ditto-faced one, apparently not realizing that it's in fact a Ditto, then pops open the bottle and proceeds to stuff the Ditto-squid inside. That bottle really doesn't look big enough for a squid to fit into, but here we go.]

Okay, so once you've got 'em inside, then you turn it around like so-- [Naki spins the bottle around a few times and pops off the lid.] --And here we go--!

[...Well, whatever he was expecting, it wasn't a blue Ditto oozing out of the bottle and falling into a very dizzy puddle on the ground.]

What the fuck-- Goddammit, Copy!! I told you to sit over there, out of the way! Fucking hell, you've ruined everything!

[Naki proceeds to reach down and grab the poor Pokémon, only for it to try to wriggle free. One of the five Inkays apparently decides that this is enough stupid for one day and reaches up to turn off the 'Gear.]
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