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--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...

What do you mean it's already recording?

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...I suppose? I mean, I hadn't put it into so many words, but...

[And unfortunately Tsukiyama is still on video and rather clearly not knowing what to think of any of that, though in retrospect that might be a good thing - at the very least it's obvious that the incredulity is more due to the fact that he's legitimately not sure what he's doing, as opposed to heavily implying that Naki is wrong or he's trying and failing to come up with some sort of lie about it.]

It really is something like that; I'm not trying to get anything out of you, I just want to...help you, I suppose.

[At least he's not doing the very flamboyant hand thing!!]

...Okay. Alright! If something like that happens, I'll tell you right away. I uh... I'm gonna have to apologize in advance for the um... everything.

[HE'S KIND OF A MESS ABOUT THIS.]

I mean, maybe he won't show up and everything'll be fine. It was fine last time!

You don't have to apologize to me, monsieur, it'll be all right either way.

I know I was...messed up myself, I suppose, after the last time, but I don't foresee that happening again.

Good! 'Cause if we're both messed up then I really don't want to know what we'd do. I guess you could always talk to Banjou about it!

[That's obviously a joke why would you tell Banjou anything.]

Only if whatever's ailing me can be cured by boring me out of my mind. Maybe then I'd consider.

[IS IT "TALK SHIT ABOUT BANJOU-SAN" O'CLOCK I THINK IT IS]

Well, maybe he'll bore you to sleep, that usually helps!

[WHEN ISN'T IT "TALK SHIT ABOUT BANJOU" O'CLOCK]

That man could talk the the flames out at a fireside discussion, he's so dry. I suppose he can be granted points for trying, but that's about all.

Yeah, but a few points for effort don't help him when he's already lost so many for being so mind-numbingly boring.

[...]

So did you know he's actually kind of useful for playing Dance Dance Eeveelution?

[...oh no...]

Ah, have you been playing with him lately?

Yep! He hasn't been practicing though, which is unacceptable! So we've got a routine down and he'd better fucking stick to it!

Very formidable, monsieur.

We may be gone for a while reasonably soon, however - we have business to see to in Olivine City. But that's not until nearly the end of the month, and I imagine we'll be back shortly after.

Oh, alright. I'm not going anywhere, so let me know when you're back in town!

You could always come out there, you know, if it looks like we'll be a while.

...On a route? Without cake?

[#priorities]

How long would that even be anyway? Like, fucking weeks, right? I don't think I'd make it, Americano.

I was on one for almost a week without eating anything at all; I'm sure you'd manage.

If you call being miserable "managing"...

[.................]

Do you really want me to come? You'd have to put up with me complaining the whole way there. And back. And there if there aren't enough good places to eat.

I'll see what it's like first. I'm going to be traveling with someone who's a bit...delicate, so I don't know if accompanying us is viable.

But if it's something I think you'd like, I'll send for you.

There's no way I'm travelling on those routes alone! That'd be the worst!

[WHO WOULD HE COMPLAIN TO]

[SIR...]

We'll work something out, amore. Don't worry about it just yet.

...Well, alright. I can always stay here, it's not that big of a deal.

[Even though he'll be alone........

Who will get pancakes with him at four in the morning???]