--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...
What do you mean it's already recording?
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Monsieur, this may genuinely be the most endearing thing I've ever seen.
[THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING HE'S EVER FOUND CUTE, WHAT THE HELL.]
...Thank you.
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[It's a half-hearted complaint at best though and Naki's obviously trying not to look too pleased with the praise. He spent a few days on those, so he's really glad you appreciate them.]
...Yeah, yeah, don't mention it. I'm shit at picking out things for people so...
[So arts and crafts!! He had no idea he was so interested in this sort of thing until he showed up here.]
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[God, he's going to be looking these things over for approximately the next year, excuse him...]
You really do never fail to surprise me with these hidden talents of yours, you know.
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Well it's not like these were my first try or anything! I've got a bunch of rejects and I'm not sure what the fuck to do with them...
[Well you're not getting any eye contact ever, thanks asshole.]
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[...Naki.]
You don't have to be so shy about it, you know.
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[He's so fucking shy.]
Yeah, well-- I'm glad you like them!
[And that's entirely too loud, but you know what, he tried.]
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I don't have anything for you at the moment, myself, but I imagine that paying for the cake today will surely make up for at least some of that.
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[That's teasing though and Naki's relaxing again.]
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[That's likewise teasing, however; all the damn cake you want, all right.]
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[NAKI NO]
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[YOU SHOULD SEE HOW MUCH THIS MAN SPENDS ON CAKE actually you don't want to it's really embarrassing.]
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[SIR...]
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[He's trying so hard not to smirk, it's not working.]
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[Don't you dare make him laugh with something that dumb, why.]
She's good for things like that, always has been.
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Yeah, she seems pretty cool. We talked about parfaits too.
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She'll probably ask you to take her out for parfait at some point, you know; don't be surprised if you end up paying.
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