--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...
[He goes quiet briefly, before producing something very simple on the page - a standard-looking bedsheet ghost sort of thing with big dark eyes, and after a moment of kind of looking at it and trying to figure out what seems off about it, he sketches a quick pair of headphones on it.]
That's my cousin. We all look more or less like that at the start.
It wasn't what you wanted to be. Huh... I can't say I really get that, 'cause I've never had any problems being a ghoul and I never wanted to be human. But... it sounds like it would've sucked.
I don't know if I would describe it as wanting to be human. But their bodies are about as close to ideal as it can get, it's true. At least as far as I'm concerned.
...But they break so easily... A ghoul would definitely be better! We can't be hurt easily and we can heal quickly! Humans are slow as fuck to heal stuff like cuts and shit, I can't imagine how long it takes them to heal a broken bone...
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[...clearly this is the most important question to ask.]
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[Mettaton, really- ]
It's not like she's part of my target audience, now, is she?
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[probably???]
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[...]
...Well, actually, I know one girl that doesn't back home, but she's also a total weirdo.
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[Let him take the book back there, Naki, hang on - hopefully you're prepared for a really sketchy drawing of what is most definitely a long-haired fish lady in a suit of armor.]
That's Undyne. She's currently the head of the Royal Guard! Appointed by Asgore himself, I believe. Also Alphys'...friend.
[...YOU KNOW, JUST GALS BEING PALS, UM.]
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[Yes, Naki, that's indeed what she is.]
Holy shit, she looks fucking badass. Why doesn't she watch TV? Isn't Alphys a fucking nerd?
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[...METTATON, REALLY.]
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[Why she doesn't like you, he means. Because clearly you're awesome!!]
Are all the people you know back home either really fucking cute or badass as hell?
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[He pauses for a moment, though, thinking.]
Oh! Also...
[He goes quiet briefly, before producing something very simple on the page - a standard-looking bedsheet ghost sort of thing with big dark eyes, and after a moment of kind of looking at it and trying to figure out what seems off about it, he sketches a quick pair of headphones on it.]
That's my cousin. We all look more or less like that at the start.
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[..."decided to become a robot" dear god your world is weird.]
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[...It's actually sort of nice to discuss this with someone who knows about it? Weird, definitely. But nice-weird.]
I didn't like it very much, though.
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I don't know if I would describe it as wanting to be human. But their bodies are about as close to ideal as it can get, it's true. At least as far as I'm concerned.
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[God help us the day he actually snaps something.]
Well. At least I don't fall over easily.
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[Maybe you won't break your ankles!!]
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HE THINKS IT WAS]
You want to see it that badly?
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[WHERE THE FUCK DO WE GET A UNICYCLE, METTATON]
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[HELL IF HE KNOWS
THERE'S A BICYCLE SHOP IN TOWN MAYBE THEY CAN JURY-RIG SOMETHING]
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[THIS IS GOING TO END IN STUPID AND/OR BROKEN BONES
PROBABLY BOTH]