--shit's supposed to record my voice? Why the fuck would I want to leave a message on this thing anyway? They should know who the fuck they're calling if they're calling me in the first place, and obviously I'm not gonna pick up if I don't like them so...
What do you mean it's already recording?
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I'll make it a show you won't forget, then - you deserve the best, after all!
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[And he looks really damn pleased with that, so the flattery clearly worked!!]
I can at least show you the eye thing, though uh... I don't really have great control over it so I kinda accidentally do it anyway. But it looks really fucking cool!
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[...]
And... Well, thanks for telling me about all that, Naki.
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Literally. I don't want anyone else knowing about that...
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[He kind of pauses for a moment, though.]
It's a bad thing, where you're from. Right?
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[Naki pauses for a moment before shaking his head and forcing himself to continue.]
I was locked up by humans for awhile. They give you a rank based on how dangerous they think you are and I was S-ranked. So I was kept alone, starved so I was weakened, and they... weren't kind. To put it lightly. I'm pretty sure my hearing's fucked up because of them, but it wasn't like it was great to begin with.
I fucking hate humans. At least, the ones from my world. They've got an organization specifically to hunt and kill ghouls and they make weapons from our kagunes. They're fucking horrible.
...So even if no one here would care... I don't want them to know.
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...Well. I...can't agree with hating humans, but that might be because monsters just don't. We're not hateful people. For a lot of reasons.
[...They're actually biologically hardwired to not hate people, to hear some talk about it, but that's neither here nor there and he suspects in this context it's probably kinda creepy? So let's not with that.]
I've always been...interested in them, though. Perhaps more importantly, they inspire me. They've given me a direction and showed me what I want to do with my life, they just did it indirectly.
...But that's not all there is to it. Humans are the reason monsters are sealed underground, after all. Even if I'm not suffering... Well, I know most people are. I can alleviate that a little, so I do, but...
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I don't know. They're not that great where I came from, either.
The point is that I'm not going to say anything to them, even if I personally like them.
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My life has sucked because of humans, but I know that's just my experiences. Other people can like humans and it's not going to hurt me any. As long as my secret's safe, it's fine.
...Besides, there are a lot of humans here that I think would be way better about it.
[Granted, that's without telling them what he eats, but uh. That's not important!!]
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[...Mettaton, you can't just.]
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[He sounds totally baffled by this, okay.]
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[...........dude.]
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[..........]
Okay, you remember how I said there are some things you shouldn't say to other people? That's definitely one of them.
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I haven't told anyone how much I like to kill people recently.
[HE SAYS, LIKE THIS IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT but see, he listens!]
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Well that's... Good. Yeah. Keep that up. I'm pretty sure no one here would take that sort of thing well.
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[...He has met some weird, crazy people.]
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[...clearly this is the most important question to ask.]
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[Mettaton, really- ]
It's not like she's part of my target audience, now, is she?
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