SECOND ERRAND ➣ VIDEO

[deaftly]

[Normally Naki wouldn't bother posting a video to the whole network about something like this, but he's been trapped inside for far too long due to the hail and he's bored. So here we are.

The room behind Naki is exceptionally plain, without any sort of interesting features at all. Naki is slightly more interesting, if only because he's leering at the 'Gear in a way that definitely can't mean anything good. He's wearing the usual suit and overall there's nothing different about him. The interesting part of the video are the six Inkays at his feet. That's right. Six. Oh wait, one of them has a serious case of Ditto-face, but the other five look like normal Inkays.]

Alright, listen up! I'm going to show you guys something really fucking cool!

[And with that, Naki pulls out a bottle. It really isn't all that remarkable, but he turns it to reveal a cute Inkay sticker in the middle.]

This is an Inkay Bottle. I guess it's not as common knowledge as I thought it was, but this is how you evolve these fuckers!

[He nudges one of the Inkays with his foot, not hard enough to hurt it. It squeaks in response.]

So! Today I'm gonna evolve these things!

[He reaches down and picks up the Ditto-faced one, apparently not realizing that it's in fact a Ditto, then pops open the bottle and proceeds to stuff the Ditto-squid inside. That bottle really doesn't look big enough for a squid to fit into, but here we go.]

Okay, so once you've got 'em inside, then you turn it around like so-- [Naki spins the bottle around a few times and pops off the lid.] --And here we go--!

[...Well, whatever he was expecting, it wasn't a blue Ditto oozing out of the bottle and falling into a very dizzy puddle on the ground.]

What the fuck-- Goddammit, Copy!! I told you to sit over there, out of the way! Fucking hell, you've ruined everything!

[Naki proceeds to reach down and grab the poor Pokémon, only for it to try to wriggle free. One of the five Inkays apparently decides that this is enough stupid for one day and reaches up to turn off the 'Gear.]

Comments

[deaftly]

Oh yeah, sure, no problem! Ah, actually, I can breed you one. They had like six eggs last time, so it shouldn't be too difficult to get 'em to do it again.

[awesmazings]

Oh, really? That'd be great if you could!

[...actually.]

If you want something in return, I could catch it for you! I'm not a breeder, but I could try that too, if you wanted.

[Or just pay you for it, if worse comes to worse.]

[deaftly]

I can catch things pretty easily around here, but if you're not in Goldenrod then maybe something around there'd be good? What Pokémon do you have? I can raise shit from eggs, that's not an issue either.

[awesmazings]

I'm gonna be traveling soon, so I can let you know where I go once I get there!

As for Pokemon...I've got a whole lot. I've been here almost a year now, so if there's a certain type you like, I prolly have it!

[deaftly]

I do like the Dark-type, but I've got a ton of 'em. I should probably get something I don't have a lot of like... Grass? I dunno. I just want something really strong.

[awesmazings]

I've got a couple grass types! My strongest is definitely my Breloom, and he's both Grass and Fighting type. I've also got a Pokemon who's part Grass, part Ghost, which is really neat.

Though, if you want my opinion, the best types you can get are Electric and Fire. They're both super strong, and Electric doesn't have too many weaknesses, other than Ground.

[Because he's not at all biased with like. ....seven fire types on his roster.]

[deaftly]

Oh, I don't have any Electric-types! They're only weak to Ground-types, huh...? Which ones of that type do you have?

[awesmazings]

My starter is an Electric type and prolly the strongest Pokemon I've got! Hold on-

[Jimmy clicks his tongue and pulls the camera back a bit, revealing that he'd been sitting on the edge of a bed while talking to Naki. After a brief shuffle a large blue and yellow dog leaps up onto the bed next to him, quickly settling before turning his attention to the Gear.]

This is my buddy, Leader! Other than him I've got a Jolteon, a Helioptile, and a Joltik!

[deaftly]

Oh hey, an electric dog? That's pretty cool. What are the others? I've never heard of them.

[...]

Actually, wait, Jolteon sounds familiar. Isn't that one of those Eevee-things?

[Dance Dance Eeveelution came in handy after all!!]

[awesmazings]

Yup! The best way I can describe the others s'like...well, Joltik is like a fuzzy electric spider, and- hmm?

[He pauses, tipping his head to the side a bit.]

Oh yeah, that's right! If you give an Eevee a Thunder Stone, it'll evolve into Jolteon.

[deaftly]

An electric spider? Holy shit, I want one of those! I mean, the dog's really cool too but... An electric spider.

[Apparently Naki just likes really weird Pokémon.]

[awesmazings]

Haha, okay! I'll try to see if I can breed you one. Like I said I...don't really breed so I dunno if I have much that can breed together, but I'll still try for you! I've got more bug types, so I should be able to figure something out.

Last time I got eggs it was...kindof an accident anyway.

[deaftly]

Well, if you don't have anything that can breed with it, you can just catch a Ditto! They're pretty great anyway, and apparently they can breed with just about everything! I got mine in an egg for Christmas, but they're in the wild outside of town!

[awesmazings]

[Ah, that explains why Naki's ditto is blue.]

Oh yeah! Alright, If I don't, I'll do that. Either way, I'll breed you a Joltik somehow!

[Giving Naki what amounts to a spider that could electrocute you is a terrible idea, but unfortunately Jimmy doesn't know that.]

[deaftly]

Great! I'll let you know when I've got an egg from these guys! It might not be right away, but I'll call you when I've got it!

[...]

Jimmy, right? Hang on, let me write that down so I don't forget it.

[........you know this would be about a million times easier if Naki could write names. Unfortunately he has no idea how to even begin spelling "Jimmy" and just stares at the piece of paper on the table blankly.]

[awesmazings]

That's right, Jimmy! J-I-M-M-Y.

[It's a pretty cool name if he does say so himself, but probably easier to remember than Two-Shoes. ...or not. You know, whatever Naki ends up remembering him by will probably suffice as far as he's concerned.]

[deaftly]

J...I...M...

[Give him a moment, he's a little slow.]

M...Y? Okay! Alright, I'll remember that!

[...He'll try, at least.]

[awesmazings]

You got it! And I'll have an egg for you as soon as I can, Naki!

[If he can get his bugs breeding, he might even be able to get it some egg moves, we just don't know.]

Oh, and good luck evolving those Inkay!