deaftly: (UHH 💦 i think i fucked up my entrance)
Naki (ナキ) ([personal profile] deaftly) wrote2015-02-06 04:00 pm

SECOND ERRAND ➣ VIDEO

[Normally Naki wouldn't bother posting a video to the whole network about something like this, but he's been trapped inside for far too long due to the hail and he's bored. So here we are.

The room behind Naki is exceptionally plain, without any sort of interesting features at all. Naki is slightly more interesting, if only because he's leering at the 'Gear in a way that definitely can't mean anything good. He's wearing the usual suit and overall there's nothing different about him. The interesting part of the video are the six Inkays at his feet. That's right. Six. Oh wait, one of them has a serious case of Ditto-face, but the other five look like normal Inkays.]


Alright, listen up! I'm going to show you guys something really fucking cool!

[And with that, Naki pulls out a bottle. It really isn't all that remarkable, but he turns it to reveal a cute Inkay sticker in the middle.]

This is an Inkay Bottle. I guess it's not as common knowledge as I thought it was, but this is how you evolve these fuckers!

[He nudges one of the Inkays with his foot, not hard enough to hurt it. It squeaks in response.]

So! Today I'm gonna evolve these things!

[He reaches down and picks up the Ditto-faced one, apparently not realizing that it's in fact a Ditto, then pops open the bottle and proceeds to stuff the Ditto-squid inside. That bottle really doesn't look big enough for a squid to fit into, but here we go.]

Okay, so once you've got 'em inside, then you turn it around like so-- [Naki spins the bottle around a few times and pops off the lid.] --And here we go--!

[...Well, whatever he was expecting, it wasn't a blue Ditto oozing out of the bottle and falling into a very dizzy puddle on the ground.]

What the fuck-- Goddammit, Copy!! I told you to sit over there, out of the way! Fucking hell, you've ruined everything!

[Naki proceeds to reach down and grab the poor Pokémon, only for it to try to wriggle free. One of the five Inkays apparently decides that this is enough stupid for one day and reaches up to turn off the 'Gear.]
fourwayconnection: (punmeister) (He does have a point though.)

video

[personal profile] fourwayconnection 2015-02-06 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
...Nice. Real nice, man.
stitchedupbodyguard: (Grumpy face)

[Video]

[personal profile] stitchedupbodyguard 2015-02-07 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's fascinating.

[sort of. not.]
ossifragant: (⊕ out of three you've chosen misery)

video;

[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-02-07 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[...uh.]

Are you feeling okay?

[That was a little sad, bro.]
ossifragant: (⊗ well we'll take care of that for you)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-02-07 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Did you really not notice that was a ditto?

[He figured Naki was a little dumb but that's still a little...]
ossifragant: (⊗ you have lots on your mind)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-02-07 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[...sigh, Naki.]

Ah, no big deal. So that's how the thing evolves, huh? Seems a little weird.

[But then again, evolving Growlithe involves throwing a rock at it, so he can't be surprised.]
ossifragant: (Ô got hurt a long time ago)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-02-07 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
I wonder what level they evolve at, then?

[...Greed's pretty bad at math. He's never really paid attention to what level his Pokemon evolve at. Whoops.]

Well, they have to be too low-level, obviously. So let's start with the highest level.
awesmazings: (☼ a secret chord)

[video]

[personal profile] awesmazings 2015-02-07 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[...well that happened. And seeing as that probably wasn't what was supposed to happen...]

So wait...what was supposed to happen? You put them in bottles and they...actually evolve that way?

[Because nobody is actually asking the important question, here.]
ossifragant: (Ò then the rabbits couldn't just come in)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-02-07 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Still might be.

[Since he did shove a poor Ditto into that thing, not an Inkay.]
awesmazings: (☼ really care)

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[personal profile] awesmazings 2015-02-07 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[HE...ISN'T SURE, HONESTLY.]

That's...really weird. I don't think I've ever heard of something evolving that way. Like, by using stones and stuff, yeah...but not that.
awesmazings: (☼ I never would have)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2015-02-07 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
...but that does sound kinda cool, too!

[........oh god.]

It doesn't hurt them though, does it?
awesmazings: (☼ and all the gods)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2015-02-07 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Jimmy isn't sure if he should find that humorous or not. He won't lie, it...kindof is, but oh man this is a bit of a mess.

That being said-]


So it happens at a certain level then, I guess? Like, you can't just stick them in the bottle and have it work no matter what, like with using a fire stone on a Growlithe or something.
ossifragant: now i'm bored (⊗ i'm the head of the board now)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-02-07 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
[That poor thing is going to end up with brain damage if it doesn't already have it....]

Well, you said they evolve for sure at forty?

If I train enough, I get around five levels a week. That means, if you plan things out well enough, that's about two weeks worth of time.

[....to be honest, if it was Greed, he'd forget about it until level 50 or so.]
awesmazings: (☼ to sing)

[personal profile] awesmazings 2015-02-07 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out! You can prolly just keep using those bottles over and over until it actually works.

[...]

Why do you want so many of them, though?
ossifragant: (Ô got hurt a long time ago)

[personal profile] ossifragant 2015-02-07 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
...you know, I have one of those. I didn't even know they had an evolved form.

[...that's because you're dumb, Greed.]

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