SECOND ERRAND ➣ VIDEO

[deaftly]

[Normally Naki wouldn't bother posting a video to the whole network about something like this, but he's been trapped inside for far too long due to the hail and he's bored. So here we are.

The room behind Naki is exceptionally plain, without any sort of interesting features at all. Naki is slightly more interesting, if only because he's leering at the 'Gear in a way that definitely can't mean anything good. He's wearing the usual suit and overall there's nothing different about him. The interesting part of the video are the six Inkays at his feet. That's right. Six. Oh wait, one of them has a serious case of Ditto-face, but the other five look like normal Inkays.]

Alright, listen up! I'm going to show you guys something really fucking cool!

[And with that, Naki pulls out a bottle. It really isn't all that remarkable, but he turns it to reveal a cute Inkay sticker in the middle.]

This is an Inkay Bottle. I guess it's not as common knowledge as I thought it was, but this is how you evolve these fuckers!

[He nudges one of the Inkays with his foot, not hard enough to hurt it. It squeaks in response.]

So! Today I'm gonna evolve these things!

[He reaches down and picks up the Ditto-faced one, apparently not realizing that it's in fact a Ditto, then pops open the bottle and proceeds to stuff the Ditto-squid inside. That bottle really doesn't look big enough for a squid to fit into, but here we go.]

Okay, so once you've got 'em inside, then you turn it around like so-- [Naki spins the bottle around a few times and pops off the lid.] --And here we go--!

[...Well, whatever he was expecting, it wasn't a blue Ditto oozing out of the bottle and falling into a very dizzy puddle on the ground.]

What the fuck-- Goddammit, Copy!! I told you to sit over there, out of the way! Fucking hell, you've ruined everything!

[Naki proceeds to reach down and grab the poor Pokémon, only for it to try to wriggle free. One of the five Inkays apparently decides that this is enough stupid for one day and reaches up to turn off the 'Gear.]

Comments

video

[fourwayconnection]

...Nice. Real nice, man.

[Video]

[stitchedupbodyguard]

Well, that's fascinating.

[sort of. not.]

video;

[ossifragant]

[...uh.]

Are you feeling okay?

[That was a little sad, bro.]

[video]

[awesmazings]

[...well that happened. And seeing as that probably wasn't what was supposed to happen...]

So wait...what was supposed to happen? You put them in bottles and they...actually evolve that way?

[Because nobody is actually asking the important question, here.]

[video]

[fatalissimo]

...I don't know what the hell you think you're doing, but you're going to break something.

[So says the small pink-haired thing sitting in a hotel lobby, parked on a couch with a massive bag of sweets next to her.]

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

...

You know, at this point, I'm not sure whether to believe you on this actually being how you evolve those things or if it's just some bizarre snake oil someone sold you.