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What do you mean it's already recording?
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[At least he sounds amused. Good...evening, you.]
Return the call when you get the chance, s'il vous plait.
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What do silver plates have to do with anything?
[...Well, no one said this was going to be a particularly good conversation.]
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[Seems you're not the only one that specializes in nondescript rooms nowdays, Naki, though these are a different sort of nondescript than the base and Tsukiyama seems approximately as upbeat as always.]
Do call me back. I know you've spotted something relevant to both of us on the network recently - we have a decent amount to discuss, n'est-ce pas?
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Oh, yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.
[And he'll lock the feed down there, since he's actually learned how to do that.]
You're talking about that guy, right?
[Either Naki didn't get a name or he can't remember it right now, take your pick.]
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10/29, evening; text
[Well, that was blunt. Good evening!]
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[Either Naki's purposefully being difficult or he's just dumb, take your pick.]
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video - 11/26
Call me whenever possible, s'il vous plait; there's information I've received that I need to discuss with you.
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"Silver play"? What the fuck's that supposed to mean?
[...Well, at least nothing's changed here.]
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video - 1/9
Call me back whenever you have time, monsieur. It's nothing time-sensitive.
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Are you just gonna show off or is there a reason you're calling me?
[The words might be blunt and as insensitive as ever, but Naki doesn't look bothered at all. In fact, he's kind of smirking in a way that implies that he knows how harsh his smirk is and he's trying to tone it down into something a sane person might be caught dead wearing. Maybe. He's trying, that's the point.]
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Valentine's Pidgey Post BECAUSE NAKI IS A FRIEND NOW OKAY and clearly needs chocolate
Happy Valentine's Day! I hope you have a super, wonderful, awesmazing day!
~Jimmy
[VIDEO]
So after Naki chows down on most of the chocolates, he finds the proper number and calls Jimmy.]
Hey, I've got a question for you.
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2/14 Pidgey Post LOOK AT ALL THIS GIRI CHOCO YOU'RE GETTING TODAY NAKI
Also, you're getting a note with them, brief and to the point though it is.]
Happy Valentine's Day, Ika-san!
- Nonon Jakuzure
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...And then he figured he'd better text Nonon just to tell her he got it!!]
I GOT UR CHOCOLATE IT WAS REALLY GOOD
LOOKED KINDA WEIRD THO DID U MAKE IT
2/20; text Im so sorry in advance
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NAKI ARE YOU THERE YOU GOTTA SEE THIS
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YEAH IM HERE WHAT IS IT
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video; 3/20, ungodly o'clock in the morning
I don't suppose you're still awake...? I know you tend to keep strange hours.
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[As usual, Naki's in that sparsely-decorated room. There are a couple of Inkays milling around in the background of the feed, but otherwise everything seems perfectly normal on his end.]
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[text] 5/12
Hey Naki-chi, you got time to hang out tonight?
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IVE ALSO BEEN RLY BORED SO THIS SOUNDS GOOD
WHERE DO U WANT 2 GO?
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I don't suppose you have time tonight, monsieur...? It's nothing terribly time-sensitive, but I have a few things to discuss with you.
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--who's it from? Hiro? Americano?
[Naki's parked on the bed, lying on his stomach and kicking his feet idly in the air. He seems pretty busy with that Ditto - it's sitting on the bed too, though it's currently being molded into some kind of statue or something. Naki definitely doesn't look prepared to see anyone - he's wearing a bright pink t-shirt that's about five sizes too big and bright purple shorts that definitely don't go with it. His hair isn't properly combed back and is instead being held back by several black hair pins.]
Just press the fucking button, you--
[He glances over and his eyes go wide.]
...That shit's not recording, is it?
[oops]
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text; 6/13
Monsieur - please contact me as soon as possible. I need to talk to you; it's urgent this time.
[There's a pause, then another.]
I'm all right. I'm not dying somewhere, and you don't need to send anyone or anything out to find me. I'm fine. I just need to discuss something with you.
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WHAT HAPPENED, IS SOMEONE ELSE DEAD??
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[He could... probably ask this in person assuming they're both still in Olivine, but of course he's going to ask through text first.]
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I have no idea where Naki is actually, whoops]YEAH IVE ALWAYS GOT TIME 4 U WHAT IS IT
[...He's still not very good at texting obviously, but Naki's definitely not busy right now.]
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SQUID SQUAD IS A FUCKING PERFECT NAME 4 THEM THANK U
IM GONNA USE THAT FROM NOW ON
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You know, monsieur, if you film from certain spots, this place looks almost like Tokyo.
[He sounds more pleased by this than he does troubled in any way, even if the sentiment is a bit of a subdued one. He's smiling a bit when he turns the camera back to face him, though; he shrugs a bit after a moment.]
Thank you for the last year, Naki, it's been good.
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You don't have to thank me for any of that. I'm just glad you've been here with me.
[There are a suspicious lack of squids in the frame, but it felt appropriate to handle this alone tonight.]
Happy anniversary, Americano. I would've bought you something, but I had no fucking idea what to get you.
[That's light though and Naki smirks for a moment before leaning over the side of the bed to pick something up.]
So I didn't buy anything!
[He holds a box up to the camera. The wrapping job is surprisingly pretty good and it looks like Naki actually tried pretty hard. Sure, there's a bit too much tape, but it's the clear kind that's a little more difficult to see unless you're looking for it. There's also a giant curly ribbon bow on top to hopefully keep your attention away from that. And yes, the wrapping paper is appropriately hideous.]
It's not much though, so don't get weird about it. I'll give it to you the next time you take me out for cake.
[Because of course he's going to hold your present ransom for cake. Of course.]
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text; 12/15
[ Long time no see, friend! Hope you don't mind a ranting Disney princess texting you out of the blue because that...sure is what this is. ]
naki i need some adviiiiice if you're around!!! i dunno if you're busy or anything but like
this is really embarrassing but i figure you probably know what you're doing better than i would so like
hit me up if you're around please thank you so much!!!
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IM PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS AROUND
WHAT DO YOU NEED ADVICE WITH???
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NAKI-DARLING!!
I NEED YOU TO UNLOCK THE DOOR FOR ME.
I CAN'T GET TO MY KEYS AND IT'S COLD OUT HERE. SO IF YOU COULD DO IT SOONER RATHER THAN LATER THAT'D BE GREAT!
[The reason why he can't get to his keys probably isn't immediately obvious just from looking at you, but either way he sure is standing around with a few things out here while he's texting you. Mostly just a couple bags of the usual stuff from the department store.
...Also a fucking lawnmower for some reason, because that's the kind of day today is going to be.]
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HOW CAN U NOT GET 2 UR KEYS BUT U CAN TEXT ME
NEVER MIND IM COMING
[Today's been really weird and he's been keyed up all day for no real reason he can determine, but he throws open the door quickly enough.
And then he just. stares. a lot.]
...Is that a fucking lawnmower.
[The effects of PSYCH UP faded! ...for about five minutes, probably.]
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voice; 1/29
Get back to me soon!
[You should probably be concerned; he sounds excited.]
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[Naki's voice is loud and obnoxious as usual, but that's probably not a surprise.]
What's up?
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So he's been pretty okay in general, even if the weather's sucked for the past few days, but it's relatively nice out today and so he's spent some time outdoors, not least of which to stave off the desire to do something with himself today - he's feeling strangely restless, though he can't really say why, and weirdly enough that restlessness sees him back home sooner than he'd normally be on days like this.
He doesn't want to stay idle once he's back, though; setting off to find Naki it is, then, assuming he's home - and it's still cold and grey enough out there to assume that he might be.]
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There's a net strung up across the center of the room and on one side are all of the squids, chirping enthusiastically. Naki's on the other side alone, with the Malamars standing on either side of the net. It'll become pretty obvious once Naki is doing the moment he spikes the ball he's holding at the squids.
...No one tell him this isn't how you serve a volleyball.
The squids all eagerly gather to bounce the ball back like the world's worst game of Head It and Naki retaliates by hitting it back with exactly as much aggression as you'd expect. They'll keep going until they're interrupted, because this is something they get really into.]
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